Deleted Scenes
Wynona carrying the torch;
Wynona on a float.
Wynona in a sandwich board
with one side urging, “Vote
Wynona,” and the other, “Don’t.”
Wynona as the star
of Wynona Stone, the Musical,
playing her avatar.
Wynona close to victory;
Wynona in a crown;
Wynona, hidden, fiddling
as Pleasant Bluff burns down.
Wynona on a unicycle;
Wynona going pro;
Wynona someplace tropical,
the Weatherman in tow,
or catapulted, zero G,
to reach a future date
when, exiting her time machine,
she sets the record straight.
Wynona with a three-tier trophy,
world’s best boss or daughter;
Wynona in a life preserver
rising from the water
on skis while, all aboard, the Stones
take off across the lake,
Wynona sore but hanging on—
and happy—in their wake. 